Cataclysmic Megashear Ranch

For Sale. Obnoxicator with FooVerb. Lovingly used and abused. $12,000,000 OBO

VERY loud.  One of a kind.  Extremely persuasive.  Hands free operation makes it relatively safe for motoring.  Front facing megaphone speaker and chin guard location allow nitrous turboboost.  Once used to successfully subdue an extra large, charging pink elephant and has delivered two babies.  Chin strap needs attention and should be replaced.  DMV approved.  Side fill speakers can really, really  feedback nicely.  Battery contacts slightly fouled.  Included FooVerb eliminates up to 40 lbs. of batteries and inverters for your custom effects.  Grammy award nominee.  This obnoxicator has jeopardized several liquor and special event licenses around the bay area and Nevada including Chicken Johns’.  People really love it.  Or they really hate it.  Easily eliminates “middle” ground in crowd situations or at home.  Must sell.    NSFW.

Serious inquiries only please.  ”Batteries” included.  ”Liver” sticker not included.

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